A Tribute to the Medium Woman Writer Who Just Can’t Stay Away

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(Sung to the tune of “Pretty Woman,” with humble apologies to Roy Orbison)

Medium woman, you’re logging on, I see
Medium woman, why don’t you talk to me?
Medium woman, I don’t believe it, you crazy fool,
no one could log…



9X Top Writer. Proud grad of CA public schools. Committed to justice & leadership development. Wife & mom of 2 girls & 2 big dogs. Love to eat almost everything

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