LOL! I am right there with you but we returned to the office already. I wrote about it, too, and let me tell you, my DKNY ponte pants from Costco are fantastic! I highly recommend them. There’s an elastic waistband (no zipper or buttons!) but they have the appearance of “real pants” as they hang like skinny pants at your ankles. These aren’t as tight as leggings but they have the stretchy comfort of leggings. I bought mine for about $20 pre-pandemic but they’re the only pants that fit me now!